What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
?Count Duckula

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
?Dayscare centers

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
?He didn’t have the guts.

Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with…

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes?
A cereal killer…

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend.