A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and

order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, The waiter brings the meal,

served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the

pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little

eyes looking around before the lid slamsback down.

‘Good grief, did you see that?’ she asks her husband.

He hadn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees

two little eyes looking around before it slams down..

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains

what is happening, and demands an explanation.

‘Please sir,’ says the waiter, ‘what you order?’

The husband replies, ‘Chicken Surprise’.

(You’re going to love this, and you’re going to

hate yourself for loving it!…)

‘Ah! So sorry,’ says the waiter, ‘I bring you Peeking Duck.