Tis the season

Only 5 more sleeps until Santa comes to visit. Are we ready yet?  I know that this time of year can be overwhelming for some with all the shopping, partying, baking, wrapping etc. So take this time to sit back, relax and enjoy ready some silliness that I found to share.

If you are looking to waste some time while you are supposed to be working or just need a silly card to send out check this website.  http://sendables.jibjab.com/ You can upload your own pictures to create cards, pictures and music videos.

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This probably doesn’t qualify as politically correct, but it is definatley worthly of a chuckle

Funny Christmas Jokes — The Tradition of the Angel

When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa.

Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.

Where would you like me to stick it?’

And so began the tradition of the little angel stuck on top of the Christmas tree . . .

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A Christmas Gift

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”

“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”

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 What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.

Which reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph!

What do you call a group of chess fanatics bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?
Sandy Claus!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

santa on skis

Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like everyone else!

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Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.

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And then there is disco dancing Santa for a little mindless, silly fun. http://www.northpole.com/clubhouse/dancingsanta/ 

And last but not least you gotta try Whack a Grinch  http://akidsheart.com/holidays/christms/whackgrinch.html

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Ok that’s enough fooling around everybody get back to work, wrapping, cleaning, shopping or whatever else you should be doing instead of playing.

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